Alex Rudd Turnin Lyrics
[ANNABEL]
Turning turtle? What exactly does that mean?
[TOPSY]
It means my whole world goes flippity-flop like a turtle on its back. And I don't know my up from my down, my east from my west, my topsy from my bottomsy!
If you ring with something broken on a Thursday
I'll make new, with my glue, pins and thread
What you bring -- when I've awoken -- on a Friday
I will mend and then spend the day in bed
Children, Satur, Sun and Mondays are just everything is fun days
But in the second week, I wear a frown
For, I know that after Tuesday comes the Topsy get's bad news day
It's the dreaded second Wednesday
When from 9 to noon, my life turns upside down
Fast is slow, low is high, stop is go and that is why
Every second Wednesday is a hurdle
From 8 to 9, all is well
Then I roll over on my shell
And all because the world is turning turtle
Day is night, dog is cat, black is white, thin is fat
That is why I'm loosening up my girdle
I cannot help this charming troop
Don't mock me, 'cause I'm in the soup
And why? Because the world is turning turtle
Oh, woe is me, I'm as opposite as I can be
I long for Thursdays when the world is drab
When will it cease? Now my life resembles War and Peace
That Tolstoy certainly had the gift of gab, I couldn't get through it!
Bottom's top, yin is yang, peace and quiet's Sturm und Drang
Tuesday nights, my blood begins to curdle
East is west, in is out, and that is why I need to shout
'Oh no!' The world is turning turtle
Oh, if you had come some other morn'
You wouldn't have found me so forlorn
But, since the day that I was born
Second Wednesdays is on the fritz
I couldn't mend this to save my soul
If this keeps up, I'll dig a hole
You say life's a cherry bowl
But Wednesday's full of pits
[JACK]
Tell us, can you fix this drum?
[TOPSY]
Well, today it's looking glum
[JOHN]
Can you mend this crack?
[ANNABEL]
And broken string?
[TOPSY]
Perhaps, if you all lend a hand
[JACK and CHILDREN]
Our fingers are at your command
[MARY POPPINS]
A broken songbird still can sing
[TOPSY]
Let's do the turtle swing!
[instrumental]
[TOPSY]
Oh, woe is me
Now I'm on my head!
How can that be?
[MARY POPPINS]
Well you say woe, but I say lucky you
[TOPSY]
Lucky me?
[MARY POPPINS]
Yes. Here on your head, 'A' is far behind and led by Zed
It's good to get a different point of view
You see, when the world turns upside down, the best thing is turn right along with it
[TOPSY]
I do see! From down here, things look right side up, hahaha!
[JACK]
I wouldn't mind seeing things from that angle
[JOHN]
Sounds like fun
[ANNABEL]
Can we?
[MARY POPPINS]
Very well. Flippity flop
[ANNABEL]
Near is
[JOHN]
Far is
[JACK]
Here is
[GEORGIE]
There!
[MARY POPPINS]
Turtles turning everywhere!
[TOPSY]
Things are getting clear
[MARY POPPINS]
Well, knock on wood, my dear!
When you change the view from where you stood
The things you view will change for good
[TOPSY]
I never thought of things that way
[MARY POPPINS]
She never thought of things that way
[TOPSY]
Now Wednesdays are my favorite day
[JACK and CHILDREN]
Now Wednesdays are her favorite day
[TOPSY]
'Cause that's the day I'm quite contrary
And now, thanks to cousin Mary
I have changed- to be exact
I love the fact
[ALL]
The world is turning turtle, turtle, turtle!
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Alex Rudd Turnin Lyrics And Chords
Tales from the borderlands review. Smiling more than a lying whoreWith her legs wide open like a sliding doorShock'em all like i'm mighty thorCuz i'm down to earth, just like the iron coreI got a rhyme in store, for the corporates orAnother friend tryna get moneyYo i built my name, and i'm feel the sameYou ain't getting fuck all from me'Member that time i was rapping in my basement?Y'all motharfuckas said that i would never make itThe key to success is to stay dedicatedEvery dog has its dayAtleast chase didFace itYou ain't making a markChasing the deals like i'm racing my artClaiming the real, but the faking a lotIn amazement my statement is all that i gotLike fuckWe gotta change the youthAnd honestly believe that we should blame the schoolsCuz they separate the kids into lame and coolAnd they learn that shit, its what they came to doGiving ritalin to kids who are different from the restAddict em to the medsThen give another testSymptoms of a kid who is sure to be deppressedCuz you taught him to pop all the pills down his neckAnd yoYo its often forgetfulMan, i'm lost in potentialYo its often forgetfulFinding my mindCuz i'm lost in potentialYo its often forgetfulMan i'm lost in potentialYo its often forgetfulThey wanna signCuz i'm lost in potentialBitchI'm lost in potentialUhhhI'm the worlds worst lyricistWith a heavy flow like girls first periodWhy so serious?You ain't needa frontI'm the joker of the game and i'm only having funI gave the money, but they ain't pay it backMy bars are hard, like tryna shave your sacWhile girls bounce your balls, just like a game of jacksAnd i ain't lying homie, i'm just saying factsYo thats true as fuckStupid cuntAlways saying skitzo gotta loosen upYo I'ma grab your name then fucking chew it upBut you're so staleI almost threw it upYo im done with thatFuck a rapNeed a bad bitchWith a ton of assThe acrobatic status thats a factHer ass is clapping, now relax the backAnd I'll get to bustingYour ship is sunkenYo i went from broke but now my name is somethingAnd all these people seem to make assumptionsWithout the cause, or the proper judgementYo fuck it, i dont wanna be a part of the industryEveryone the same and nobody do it differentlyMaybe thats the real reason why the people in to meCuz i be myself, not someone i pretend to beYo its often forgetfulMan, i'm lost in potentialYo its often forgetfulFinding my mindCuz i'm lost in potentialYo its often forgetfulMan i'm lost in potentialYo its often forgetfulThey wanna signCuz i'm lost in potential